No Time For Stupid

WTF?  Who sits in their Lazy Boy recliner, holding balls of colorful yarn, while their feral cats dance around and all over them, and thinks, "I need to keep my spare tire warm and cozy"???

Only in Portland will you see a crocheted cozy for a spare tire.  There were so many other fucking things they could have done with that yarn!  The homeless are cold for fuck's sake!  And what about all the people who are running around without an extra wash rag??  But thank goodness your spare tire will be comfortable.  

This screams "save me from myself"!  I hope you're not trying to meet new friends.